Recent content by The Batman

You’ll never see me & him in the same room, at the same time.

Follow Follow Follow Everton are the team to follow Because there’s nobody better than Paulo Fonseca, he’s the best f***ing manager we know* (*i haven’t got a clue who he is)

Farhad had a dream, To rebuild our football team, He's got loads of money, So we won't need Vibrac loans. We'll rebuild from the back, Give Elstone the sack, The Mersey Millionaires are on their way back..

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/600428/Roberto-Martinez-faces-Everton-sack-unless-he-fixes-transfer-window-woes http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/601323/John-Stones-terrorised-Everton-fans-fourth-Chelsea-bid-rejected-Transfer-News-Gossip...

His cruitiate ligament in his knee mate.

It's more the lack of investment than the amount of signings. Other teams appear to be moving forward whilst we're standing still.

Been told that he's been forced to retire due to his injury.

There's no ambition, pure and simple. The board are happy as long as we stay in the league & the prem money keeps coming in.

Don't think we were ever in him for him were we? Where's that from though?

Didn't that place close down? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Says the lad with the same name as a girls college in New Zealand.

I'm afraid I'm an imposter. Sorry to disappoint.

He doesn't, even Lukaku doesn't know this.

I think we might have enquired about Atsu - Martinez is after a winger & he fits the bill, but the fella on Sky said that our attentions switched to Atsu - which makes me think it's b*ollocks.

The Sky Sports story seems weak at best. Someone at Everton seems to think there's a good chance of the deal going ahead - someone trustworthy by the fact that Dominic King, Chris Bascombe & Phil McNulty (all Merseyside based reporters with connections to the club) have all stated the deal is...