Should be at the gym working off some flab and cruising for life partners. Instead I'm watching Dibling highlight vids overlaid with music by The Hair Blair Bunch, Mumma's Kumquat, Thirteen Bstards, Danny Dyer's Chocolate Humunculus.
I haven't...
Yes, I just typed something now without involving them.
Or did I? As I mentioned them? hmmm
VVVV (no, mustn't say it....)..... VVVVERRRRRMIN! (damn!)
Just getting warmed up for tonight's miseryfest. Maybe next time.
18th September 2025 - With the first Merseyside Derby of the season just two days away, the Premier League has found Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford guilty of cheating. Pending an appeal from the club, he will be banned for 12 matches...
Didn't expect us to win that, after three straight years of failing to win our opening five.
Still miffed we never signed Minteh last year. And if that's an injured Grealish, what will a 100% fit one do??!!
Level on points with the shyt too. Bonus.