In another reality, we're 30 minutes into Athletic v Lazio. It's 2-2 already and there's already been a massive ruck and three VAR reviews, along with a sending off.
And now Newcastle really is a nothing game. Might just whup them now the pressure's off. Want to see Alcaraz really go for it alongside Ndiaye.
"mmmm, see in them great potential do I..." 👽
Remember when we finished 6th in 2013 and many of us were all somewhat glad to see the back of Moyes? 6th will now probably get an automatic UCL quarter final spot in 2027 at this rate.
Spurs all day. It would be nice to be the third-best North West team if Utd go totally bust. Especially after uni years spent sharing halls with Manure fans who couldn't even spell Old Trafford, never mind go there.