Funny one for me as of course you are right. Problem is people. Think Ian botham said that he worked out that the only way he could stop getting into bother was to stop going out and drink in mates houses etc. Shouldnt have to come to this mind.
Also, the one place he should be able to go for...
When Newcastle had finance issues back in the 1800's we sorted out 3 benefit matches and saved them.
Never knew that story about your lot. Every day a school day