Recent content by Straqayoko

Love him. People forget Drogba only developed his hold up play well into his late 20's and didn't hit the figures Beto has in his mid 20s after missing many years of youth development. My profile pic is my homage to my favourite Everton striker since Yak and my favourite ever guitar virtuoso...

Doucouré played himself out of a new contract with that performance, maybe that's why Moyes left him on for so long - to leave it in no doubt. Unusually lazy in the press, strange positioning and useless in possession. Can never start again. See similar with Harrison, although he is better on...

Brave subs there. Better from Moyes. If only he hadn't created over an hour of nonsense with that lineup.

Yeah it's been so brilliant playing two players out of position to accommodate a 0/10 performance for over an hour. We should put our heads in the sand - it's not like we have 11 years experience of the man or anything...

Classic Dithering Davey, stubbornly squeezing square pegs into round holes and sitting on his hands when it clearly hasn't worked until they inevitably score. Honeymoon over, the work starts now. Will he revert to his stubborn, egotistical crusades of old or embrace the bravery that was a breath...

What do we expect? He's not a wide player. Alcaraz and Harrison are both out of position to accomodate the useless Doucouré who hasn't even won a tackle or broken sprint.

What do we expect? He's not a wide player. Alcaraz and Harrison are both out of position to accommodate the useless Doucouré who hasn't even won a tackle or broken sprint.

Doucouré is absolutely miles off the pace, hasn't sprinted all game or won possession once in the press - the only reason he can possibly be a starter today. Two other players out of position to accommodate him? Disgraceful. We'll improve as soon as he goes off, guaranteed.

NEEDS CHANGES NOW!!! Are we waiting for them to score? Alcaraz and Harrison both look completely out of position. Doucouré the worst player on the pitch. Dithering Davey returns?

NEEDS CHANGES NOW!!! Are we waiting for them to score? Alcaraz and Harrison both look completely out of position. Doucouré the worst player on the pitch. Dithering Davey returns?

Donkouré hasn't broken walking pace with his 'pressing' today even - the only reason he can possibly be a starter today.

Harrison and Alcaraz need to swap flanks. JH too one-footed to link with JOB, always cuts inside on to his left.

Ffs Donkouré getting in the way. Why tf is he further forward than Beto most of the time also? Though he was so brilliant at pressing and breaking from deep? Get him off asap! Lindstrom will press harder, has a lot more to offer and will have something to prove.

Awful header from Donkouré. He's a 0/10 for me so far. His statistics would be very interesting.

Yeah Donkouré is well worth 2 square pegs in round holes to accommodate him. Will Moyes take him off by HT if this continues? Hasn't put a foot right, miles off with his touch and passing.