I get what you are saying overall. Just seemed like you created two black and white categories, when I think most players fall under some shade of grey. I guess the "why" part is getting overlooked by the lists (well, that and Mersey Beat)
Well, glad we won, because I almost burned my house down in the process.
A note to everyone: Don't put something on the stove on high when Everton are in extra time, and think to yourself, "I don't need to set a timer, I'll remember to turn it off".