If pubs want more customers perhaps they should :
Wipe the feckin' tables instead of leaving them a sticky mess
Pour a pint properly, and when you don't, don't look like I'm taking the piss when I ask for it to be topped up - and it was not...
I made a charity donation to face an over from Michael Holding some years back. He'd been retired for a fair while. Of the six deliveries I laid a bat on two and the shock that went up my arm made me wish I hadn't .
Mind, you can't beat a bit of over-enthusiastic club Cricket on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon.
Tea and sandwiches, sunshine, the click of leather on willow, the cheers of the crowd for a single, the polite clapping when someone treads on his own...