If they’re in the squad they’ll play at some point and they’re not good enough. Which games are so meaningless that Everton can afford to throw them away? We get injuries and these players become first choice. Everton are absolutely terrible at...
This is where people get confused with this 4th choice rubbish.
One long term injury (Lord forbid) to a 1st, 2nd or third choice CB and he's playing, and Everton are losing.
2-0 up away at Villa, last few minutes of the first half, ball is crossed into your box and you have an opportunity to clear it. The opposition attacker is right behind you.
Do you:
A) jump up but then duck under the ball for no reason and let...
How could I forget when he told the ref exactly where on the arm it had hit him.
0-0 in the derby, just gone down to ten men, is that handball by Michael Keane? I think it is
Still remember him v Brighton first game of the season. Just allowed the attacker to run right down the middle of the pitch and score whilst he ‘marked’ the bloke who was running away from the penalty area. He’s an absolute muppet.
Want to play regular football Michael?
‘Nah I’m fine just sitting on the bench all season and coming on for the odd hilarious cameo where I cost the team a load of points by ducking under crosses, walking around the penalty area in a daze for...
At some point he’ll become first choice due to an injury or suspension, and when it’s a derby game or a cup game, and you see JB or Tarkwoski holding their thigh the match before or getting a red card you’ll have wished that we’d just gone out...
Hopefully it’s one year, reduced wage, and we can start the countdown again to the day he finally leaves. 9 years at this club for this absolute waster.
Ffs. Is there no getting rid of this charlatan. That’s strike one against the new football structure for me. That contract better be absolute chicken feed wages.
Ok squad player. Some people really liked Mangala but I’d prefer Garner in the team over him. Even in 23/24 we had good spells playing Onana Garner and then Gueye Garner. He’s usually the common denominator in any midfield that’s won a few games...