I hate him so much, gutted he's retired tbh cos he's on a slippery slope from mediocrity as a player and the more humiliation he is subjected to the better
bacon x3
sausage x2
black pudding
white pudding
hash browns x2
tomato halved and fried
approximately 25 beans to add a little lubrication/moisture
1 fried egg for dipping (dispose of egg white)
2 slices of fried bread w/lurpak
1 cup of tea, milky, 2.5 sugars
1 can of lilt for afters...
15 of us booked Ibiza this year like, most the people my age from Sunderland seem to be going around the same time as well which is a bit [Poor language removed] really. £600 for a week all inclusive early august so not that bad, we were originally gunna choose Ayia Napa but for the extra £50 or something we...
Phill Jupitus has forged a very decent career on buzzcocks without telling a single joke or saying anything remotely funny.
The least funny TV show is probably Big Bang Theory, I literally watch this most nights as well cause theres [Poor language removed] all else on but I don't think i've ever laughed at it...