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I have this recurring dream, whereby our new, super savvy owners, monopolise the US tournament publicity. Upon our arrival in the States, 4 high profile, but anonymous transfers are announced. Their identities are strictly umbongoed. The only...

Your whole life has led up to you writing this sentence.

We ARENT the riff raff?!

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OTT? You literally posted this drivel 4 minutes ago.

heard the same. apparently since branthwaite missed the plane he detached the new ground from the docks and is sailing it to america. What a lad!

I've heard a rumour we will have to use Goodison again and kick out the women...

I read a rumour a few posts up from here that we’re only going to sign one or two more players.

Give it a rest.

I can’t help but read it as vag and titties. We just can’t sign him

Why does he look like he’s off his barnet at 4am in a gaff sending snapchats to birds?

Have you just made up a completely random rumour to get angy about? Impressive.

All due respect mate, you seem to be losing your head a bit in here.. Think how this transfer window has panned out so far isn't doing many favours for some. Feel like the best suggestion would be to maybe take five?

You're not waiting, you're moaning non stop.