Recent content by Ron Burgundy

Absolute pain in the arse for defenders. Better decision making will come in time, hence stats.

How many more players do they need at this stage? 😂

He's not your lenko, he's our lenko, pal

Harrison Armstrong is head and shoulders above anyone else on the ball. Would keep him in the squad this season. You can see the boy has got it.

Thought as much

How so?

Everton (and other Premier League clubs) can “sell” their women’s team to a company they themselves own to generate accounting profit that counts under PSR (Profit & Sustainability Rules). --- ⚽ How it works Clubs like Chelsea have already done this: their women’s team was transferred from...

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Michael Keane is a towering slab of English defending excellence... like a brick wall in boots, if that wall occasionally forgets where its full-backs are. Standing tall at the heart of Everton’s defense, he’s got a noggin built for headers, a boot built for row Z, and a face that says, “I’ve...

Well folks, hold onto your butterscotch schnapps—because the Toffees are cooking up something spicy in the transfer market, and his name is Thierno Barry! So yes, my friends, the Toffees aren't just whispering, they're actively pursuing. Will Barry end up swapping Spain’s sunshine for the...

Brilliant RB. I am very happy about this one. Goes straight into our starting 11.

By the looks of him, the only scouting he's done is the menu of his local kebab house.

What does a £33m striker look like?

Mitrovic? it's going to be a longggg Summer lads.

I'm a news anchor. Spinning things is what do. Put it this way, I'd rather have Beto and Chermiti, than Anthony Gordon is my squad. Stay Classy, Jazzy!