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    Transfer Rumour Malick Fofana

    Absolute pain in the arse for defenders. Better decision making will come in time, hence stats.
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    Transfer Rumour Malick Fofana

    How many more players do they need at this stage? 😂
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    He's not your lenko, he's our lenko, pal
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    Match Thread Blackburn 1-0 Everton. Sat July 19th 3pm.

    Harrison Armstrong is head and shoulders above anyone else on the ball. Would keep him in the squad this season. You can see the boy has got it.
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    Patterson Signs New 2-Year-Deal.

    Thought as much
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    Patterson Signs New 2-Year-Deal.

    How so?
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    New Everton Owners: The Friedkin Group

    Everton (and other Premier League clubs) can “sell” their women’s team to a company they themselves own to generate accounting profit that counts under PSR (Profit & Sustainability Rules). --- ⚽ How it works Clubs like Chelsea have already done this: their women’s team was transferred from...
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    Confirmed Signing Thierno Barry

    Live now on YT
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    2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

    Michael Keane is a towering slab of English defending excellence... like a brick wall in boots, if that wall occasionally forgets where its full-backs are. Standing tall at the heart of Everton’s defense, he’s got a noggin built for headers, a boot built for row Z, and a face that says, “I’ve...
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    Confirmed Signing Thierno Barry

    Well folks, hold onto your butterscotch schnapps—because the Toffees are cooking up something spicy in the transfer market, and his name is Thierno Barry! So yes, my friends, the Toffees aren't just whispering, they're actively pursuing. Will Barry end up swapping Spain’s sunshine for the...
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    Transfer Rumour Kenny Tete

    Brilliant RB. I am very happy about this one. Goes straight into our starting 11.
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    Transfer Rumour Kyle Walker

    By the looks of him, the only scouting he's done is the menu of his local kebab house.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    What does a £33m striker look like?
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    Mitrovic? it's going to be a longggg Summer lads.
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    2024/25 Jarrad Branthwaite

    I'm a news anchor. Spinning things is what do. Put it this way, I'd rather have Beto and Chermiti, than Anthony Gordon is my squad. Stay Classy, Jazzy!
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