Recent content by Romelu Lukaku doodle doo

6th April mate, so a belated birthday present. I'm guessing you're an Aries yourself? The Lisbon sounds like a good shout to me, thanks guys. It sounds pretty friendly enough. It could be worse, I could be a Rangers (or Sevco) fan preparing to get married to a life-long Celtic fan....oh wait!

But I voted no for Independence and despise Nicole Sturgeon (and Alex Salmond) before her. An enemy of my enemy is a friend, no?

Thanks for the pub suggestions guys. I am assuming they will be sympathetic to armchair supporters of the Scottish persuasion? Or should I blanket that with my best Paul Hollywood impersonation? The username came from my belief that Romelu is the reincarnate of Rufio from Hook. He can fly, he...

Hi all, I've been an armchair Everton fan for about 20 years now, and shamefully must admit I've never actually been to a home game (my dads a Man Utd fan and took me to see them at Old Trafford, but I had to sit amongst the home supporters). However, as a surprise for my 30th birthday my...