Every day's a school day.
I've spent the best part of a decade thinking the man's name was Dan Meis - pronounced like the rodents.
I hate meises to pieces.
I hope that's Jean Pierre Campari. Would it have to be the saudi clubs? Home and away? If so I can see a few not being happy benched for a league game then flying 3000 miles for a nothing kick about on a Wednesday then all that travel home.
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