Limp Bizkit blasting in the background, of course:
‘(Breathe in, now breathe out) Hands up, now hands down
(Back up, back up) Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep rohlin', rohlin', rohlin', rohlin' (What?)
Keep rohlin', rohlin', rohlin'...
Just asked my German ex about this lad and he said he's basically Carlton Palmer mixed with Stefan Effenberg
But he also thinks goats are just baby cows so make of that what you will
There is one Freiburg fan on reddit saying he's great.
That's all the analysis I need.
SIGN HIM UP
Hang on. On second thoughts this might be like us posting on a Sevilla forum telling their fans Patterson is a world class right back.
Morning update
2 outs at Brighton close to happening, Ensico to Chelsea via Strasbourg and Matt O’Reilly to Marseille on loan
Real Betis have agreed to sign Antony on a permanent deal from United for up to £25m
City have agreed a £13m deal to...
Seems Openda to Juve will get done - loan + obligation (as is the way in Italy).
Slightly concerned that in one Summer the club have sold on 3 players that scored/assisted 121 goals in the last two league seasons! So much pressure on the new...