Recent content by QWOP

Between Harry Potter cable tying his neck. a dubious red card and a standard poor performance at Goodison, it was a night to forget. Fair play to you. You wanted it more. I thought we were the better team in the first half but absolutely threw it away in the second and have no complaints about...

DCL,Richarlison, Mykolenko, Doucoure and Coleman for starters. Comparing you to even us, it is a joke! A bit of confidence will see you survive. Rafael killed it. He has form for lacking in the man management stakes

Sounds like us back in 15/16. On paper we had a decent squad but the wally with the brolly did his very best to kill whatever skill and confidence we had. Your squad is stronger than our 15/16 one mind you and with players like Richarlison, DCL, Mykolenko etc they should have enough in them to...

Haha I don't quite think we are safe yet. I think 6 more points are required before I can breathe a sigh of relief.

Hello! Newcastle fan here (one that actually likes Everton!) On paper this should be a straight forward win for you guys. You have some cracking players! No idea what has happened to you this season but you should have enough quality to stay up. Think you might win this 2-1 although I hope...