Recent content by PulpBiggles

We’re never going to see Everton win another match. At this rate it’s an actual possibility.

I don’t post much, mainly lurk and have done for years. This is terrible news. RIP Roydo. God bless.

What’s the point of Dyche out? The players are gash, we’ll still be rubbish. You truly can’t polish a turd.

Think this is my favourite thing about the goal!!!

But which blues?

Must admit I was fuming when he took Beto off in straight swap. Didn’t see how it changed anything. Looked to me we were lacking invention, but happy to be completely wrong. Nice to watch MoTD for once.

Sad to say, can’t even be arsed with us anymore. We’re just so bad.

He might get stuck at left back but I doubt we can label him poor. ?

I voted no, but would also like a croque monsieur.

On what planet does this equate to a good signing?

I can barely watch any Everton matches these days. They just make me sad. Even when we win, we go about it in such an atrocious way that it's painful to behold.

Eats copious amounts of cheese on toast.

Oh YERRY

Some people are absolute fun sponges.

Edge of seat watching this. Be absolute scenes at my desk if does land in Liverpool.