This is ace. Can be easily adapted to fit on here.
"I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that...
A boringly serious answer, but a few people who have tried their best to help with the rather dire mental health issues I've been and am still suffering following my recent catastrophic bereavement. They know who they are. Evertonians are good...
That headline could've been 'Ozzy Osbourne has died, "surrounded by drugs" at the age of 24'.
The fact he made it to 76 is insane.
Love that he got his farewell the other week. Like hunter s Thompson, he was a prototype of man and the world...
I'll counter that by saying a woman has never been kicked in the bollocks.
I've heard loads of women talking about wanting more kids, or happy when they are pregnant again. I've never heard a fella talk about wanting to be kicked in the nuts again.