Mind, you could walk into the wrong bar as a tourist in town and be subjected to the script of a very low budget film.
You wait your turn for a minute or so at the bar to order and you hear this....
"eh, eh, eh you"
and you think...is someone...
Peak stuff this.
A fella who wants to rekindle days gone bye starts a thread asking for advice and within 20 odd posts it's ascended to Trump/Brexit/Nonce/No you are/No you are/Homophobe/No you are/define 'normal'/I'm normal/so are other normals...
My best mate's mum has just died. 101 years old, active and bright as a button til the last. When I visited as a kid, playing subbutteo and wargames for hours, I used to look forward to the enormous dinners, cups of tea she'd bring up stairs...
It’s crazy how much that woooooo annoys my reds mates, completely oblivious to the utter tripe they sing. Personally, the build up followed by the big Wooooo never fails to make me laugh. Thousands of grown men all giving their best Jimmy...
Alright Blues, let’s all take a deep breath, unclench and wring out those bed sheets. Yes, the transfer window’s been quieter than The Hot Wok on a Monday morning, but before we start panicking, let’s look at the silver linings.
First off...