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Glad we have returned to our yellow/green away kit

Not very original, is it?

It's got to be something like that you would think . The brass neck of him though. At that level they just don't care about their credibility with the peasants as they see us.

Fuming when I saw he had been there on the last day, that smug smarmy face. He threw us under a bus. I know we avoided 777 because of the PL delaying it, but that points deduction bus came first.

Or have a bath like a proper man.

Does this include the women’s team?

Why did we allow that cockwomble to attend the final game at Goodison when so many Evertonians were desperate to be there. Asking because I don't know but does he have the right to attend because he heads up the Premier League?

I'll wait with bated breath for what the lemon-coloured oracle has to say on this matter.

I remember a few good nicknames from my RN days. A bloke with the surname Board who used to get called Ouija. Messrs Real and Gay who used to get called Issy. My favourites was a bloke who had the nickname Sledge. Why? He was always being...

Anyone else do it? Give nicknames to strangers you encounter on a regular or semi regular basis? You know, that guy in the park who doesn't speak to anyone and his dog has a weird limp (Limpy Dog-Man). Or the woman at the swimming baths who...

Fella i know of is quite heavy and so are his kids. His nickname to us is Big Mac and his kids are the happy meals.

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind any United lurkers that Jarrad Branthwaite is an Everton player for the next five seasons. Sniff it. Enjoy five more years of slab head being your best defender.

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Lay a length of about 5 or 6 squares of toilet paper, folded over once in the bowl before you deuce. Helps stop a big bloop of water aiming for your balloon knot. YW.