Battering burglars
Drinking ale
Battering footballers
Feeding pigeons
Battering physios
Barlinnie
Getting sent off
Eating veggie burgers
Getting sacked
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Goodison under lights.
Rooney. Halfway. Hat-trick.
Had travelled back for that game after living overseas for 13 years. Was there with my girlfriend (now wife), brother and Dad. If I could bottle any moment in my life and relive it, it would be...
Romelu Lukaku. Has never really found a proper home since leaving us and subsequently became a bit of a ‘meme’ player. Could’ve been a bonafide legend for us.
I'm in the minority but I'd have him back in a shot.
I think he'd do really well under Moyes.
Yes, his fitness is an issue so maybe a loan with an option to buy.
I wonder how much of his fitness issues are because he's not feeling the love at...