Recent content by Penno

  1. Penno

    Everton Soares

    I saw a video of him and he diced down the wing.
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    There’s some kopite tears in here tonight. You win the league this year. We’ll take it off you next xxx
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    End for Unsworth?

    Our main problem is the wastes of space in the first team. Sort them out first and then filter down.
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    Jesse Lingard

    I’d rather milk my own prostrate wearing a Freddy Kruger glove
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    Worst Team of the Decade

    He turned up for pre season 8 months pregnant
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    Was Dunc right for hooking Kean?

    To everyone saying he’s a kid, well he’s not being paid kids wages is he? People his age stormed beaches.
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    Carlo Ancelotti

    We cause him to get sacked from Chelsea!
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    Team Vitor!!!

    I can’t wait to see the snakes the Chinese throw at us, they’ll probably have laser beam eyes or something!
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    2019/20 Marco Silva

    His job has not been made easy by the departure of Gueye and his replacement getting injured five minutes into his career, the injury to Bernard, Delph and Gomes and the failure to sign a striker ready to hit the ground running.
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    New Stadium Discussion

    We are miles better looking than Manchester and we even have car parks that don't smell of pee but they lead the way in business. We win the tourism though, hands down.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    Why has he got a white plastic bowl, with Witchetty grubs in on his head?
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    Moise kean medical

    His boss walks in on Monday. "Right, who's an Evertonian?" Up go a few hands "OK, which of you is not very bright?" Tofeenut reaches even further, and bursts out "Me" "In my office now"
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    New Stadium Discussion

    You'll only have to go once a year anyway, unless we get you in the cup
  14. Penno

    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    Moar Brazil's pleeeease
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    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    You're got to be an IT nerd, with the use of the word concatenation.
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