Recent content by Penno

  1. Penno

    New Stadium Discussion

    We are miles better looking than Manchester and we even have car parks that don't smell of pee but they lead the way in business. We win the tourism though, hands down.
  2. Penno

    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    Why has he got a white plastic bowl, with Witchetty grubs in on his head?
  3. Penno

    Moise kean medical

    His boss walks in on Monday. "Right, who's an Evertonian?" Up go a few hands "OK, which of you is not very bright?" Tofeenut reaches even further, and bursts out "Me" "In my office now"
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    New Stadium Discussion

    You'll only have to go once a year anyway, unless we get you in the cup
  5. Penno

    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    Moar Brazil's pleeeease
  6. Penno

    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    You're got to be an IT nerd, with the use of the word concatenation.
  7. Penno

    New Stadium Discussion

    I like Dan.
  8. Penno

    Transfer Rumour Malcom

    You talking to me or chewing a brick?
  9. Penno

    The New Kit

    In fairness, when you google Full Kit 'self manipulation' it comes up with similar results!
  10. Penno

    TRIP TO LIVERPOOL

    THE LISBON
  11. Penno

    New Stadium Discussion

    Where were they when that monstrosity, Mann Island (the ugly black builidng), building was built?
  12. Penno

    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    You weren't saying that last time you had me in an embrace
  13. Penno

    Summer Transfer Window 2019

    I'm not impressed that I'm on his list twice
  14. Penno

    New Stadium Discussion

    I've driven past once or twice and caught a whiff and no my arse is not too close to my nose!
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    2018/19 Ashley Williams

    It was all good till he turned up for preseason 8 months pregnant.
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