Recent content by Penno

We are miles better looking than Manchester and we even have car parks that don't smell of pee but they lead the way in business. We win the tourism though, hands down.

Why has he got a white plastic bowl, with Witchetty grubs in on his head?

His boss walks in on Monday. "Right, who's an Evertonian?" Up go a few hands "OK, which of you is not very bright?" Tofeenut reaches even further, and bursts out "Me" "In my office now"

You'll only have to go once a year anyway, unless we get you in the cup

Moar Brazil's pleeeease

You're got to be an IT nerd, with the use of the word concatenation.

I like Dan.

You talking to me or chewing a brick?

In fairness, when you google Full Kit 'self manipulation' it comes up with similar results!

THE LISBON

Where were they when that monstrosity, Mann Island (the ugly black builidng), building was built?

You weren't saying that last time you had me in an embrace

I'm not impressed that I'm on his list twice

I've driven past once or twice and caught a whiff and no my arse is not too close to my nose!

It was all good till he turned up for preseason 8 months pregnant.