This forum looks upon you much like the adults did look upon the youngsters in the 1950s, who looked upon themselves as rebels with no insight of the horrors their predecessors had witnessed.
You're a teenager with hair you spent two hours...
That's really nothing like how it went at all. Here's the transcript:
Juventus: Ciao Mr Brands
Brands: *Heavy breathing*
Juventus: Mr Brands?
Brands: ... uh, huh, hello?
Juventus: Mr Brands! Hi! We were wondering if you would like Mandzukic...