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This Merlin must have really been amazing in training if he’s coming on now

Time for some changes I think

Dear Everton Score. Sincerely, Everyone.

You can’t tell people what to do 😉

Five new signings sittin Five new signings sittin' on the bench One fell off and broke his leg Four new signings sittin; on the bench One fell off and broke his leg... etc.

He is the player I most want to eat humble pie about. More curious to watch him play than Dibling tbh.

What if he oversleeps?

I've heard his leg has fallen off according to @hktoffee

Abracadadjokes

Surely he’d conjure up the three points. Ffs matty get with the magic puns

We hereby accept your application to be a GOT ITK mole, and that you fully accept the hounding out of town you shall receive if you incorrectly advise the number of sausages he has in his Tuesday fry up. Good luck and god speed.

It’s going to be haha thisaway, haha thataway until the end of the season. My oh my

Why have we put a horse in charge of recruitment?? No wonder we haven’t signed a RB in years. Christ sake.. Get it sorted Everton!

The curse is the curse itself. Circular curse error.

Myko will be getting a new deal, because they wont want him to walk away on a free , they will only be protecting his value. But we need much better going forward in the full back positions