Paris's latest activity

Edit : It`s getting worse, she`s put the subtitles on and is now singing along to anyone who comes on. Even the dog has had enough and got in her basket in the kitchen.

Sadly that`s tomorrow after I`ve been to see 28 Years Later. I`m going to vacate the room and watch 28 Weeks Later, so`s I`m fresh for the film tomorrow. I wouldn`t mind, but she`s only ever been to the Radio 2 festivals for the middle aged and...

Swap getting pissed for stoned and you've just described me 😂

I`m not going to be able to put up with missus slowly getting pissed, pretending she knows who some of the bands are and singing along to the ones that she does know, sat next to me on the couch and rabbiting on about how she " so wishes she was...

Still beautiful after all these years

Must admit, Alanis is a GILF

If you're going for your first mortgage you need to try and think about how your life is potentially going to pan out over the next 25 years. It might be worth stretching yourself now if you're in a job that will have a regular salary increase...

Took this pic last week while visiting DC. Feel free to middle finger react all you want, cause I sure wanted to.

I’m still knocking around, albeit not as often as previous times. Thanks for thinking about me though :)

The Westphalian Order Is Dead Let’s be honest: the Westphalian order is dead. The idea that every state has equal sovereignty and a right to be left alone — that dream from 1648 — doesn’t hold up anymore. We pretend it does, but look around...

England are starting to fall apart a bit here. Need to compose themselves again

Is this the right time for me to say there's a long way to go ? :lol:

@obc used to post a lot about South American football, particularly Brazil and Paraguay. Haven't heard from in in ages.

Fond memories of this track providing the soundtrack whilst getting on the Internet for the very first time to search for fake pics of Britney Spears.