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This would be mine.

I would have sexual relations with that woman

Well in Palace. GIRTFY City 🤣🤣🤣

Worth a look..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/v7yykmbyey/f1-at-75-by-bbc-sport-and-getty-images

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One of my best mates just told me his wife doesn’t love him anymore. They've been together nearly 20 years and married for 10. Heavy stuff—and it’s got me thinking about my own relationship with my fiancée. Honestly, it feels like the spark’s...

It really would put the pigeons amongst the cats if Leicester did something today.

During a nervous bloke’s first prostate exam… Doctor: There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s perfectly natural to get an erection during a prostate exam. Patient: I don’t have an erection. Doctor: I do.

I went in superdrug earlier and asked if they got any lube. The lady said "no, but have you tried boots." I said "boots?? I want to slip in not f***** march in!"

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I don’t know what you mean 🤷‍♂️

just done a trip to Zaragoza very underrated city. went to watch real Zaragoza in liga segunda,expensive at 40 euro but an interesting stadium.