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It's the blue socks. Get rid. They are well meffy.

Massive backside?

Why wouldn't he? I really don't understand this line that people keep using, as if being a back up keeper is a totally novel idea that nobody's ever done before. He's not come here expecting to oust Pickford, he's always been a 2nd choice at the...

Its a very posh airport though. Or was, not been there for years.

Also good to have a decent standard of goalies in the squad for training etc. A lot of people forget it's not just about what happens on the pitch on a match day. Good back ups raises everyone's level.

I'd probably jib it off to be honest. By jib it off I mean not bother looking for a dodgy stream. That will teach em.

Big season for Beto. So what if he's not silky skilled. Lukaku was hardly dennis bergkamp. Let Alcaraz show the guile around him. Theres a 20 goal striker there if he gets picked regular. 8 goals in 15 starts last season has imo gone under the...

Sums up the past couple of decades perfectly.

….you have an obsession with age, Branthwaite is 23, O’Brien 24, Garner 24, Alcaraz 22, Ndiaye 25, Beto 27, McNeil 25, all regular starters, all contracted for next season. If we bring Barry in, he’s 22. We need good footballers.

No, a vegetable.

You sure it wasn't James Corden warming up a sausage roll?

That's basically my sex life these days.

On a personal level it gives me someone I would be happy to vote for at least.