Recent content by Pantocoyb

Still looks better than Crofts for the last few seasons! 😀

I’m getting adverts for it all over Facebook now… it’s really underwhelming isn’t it? Let’s hope the real thing has better detailing…

Strange not to have seen any rumours about next seasons kit yet. Gone are the days when they wore it for the last game or leaked a pic from the photoshoot. I didn’t buy a programme but I saw one briefly and there was a teaser ad suggesting something with pale blue was coming out? Might this...

Nice to see Everton know who’s who in their own online survey...

I can’t imagine he’d come here full stop. Let alone to be an impact sub when DCL, James or Richy need a rest.

What’s the point of it, I thought it was my season ticket? Flipping expensive box for a waste of plastic.

Hamez Rodríguez! You are the love of my life, Hamez Rodríguez, I’ll let you sh*g my wife Hamez Rodríguez, I’ll drink Echo Falls too...

If that's 3 kits out of the same template, that's the laziest effort at design I've ever seen....

The Architects job is to produce the dream concepts, now Bill has his blue pencil out to start ‘value engineering’...

I hate to say it but that rich yellow looks classy too. Give me that, blue trim on white shorts and blue socks with yellow tops and we’re sorted.

Aladdin Sane is an Evertonian (clap,clap, clap...)

These retro shirts are wrong anyway. Never had any fancy embroidery on in ‘66. Can’t vouch for the material as they didn’t really do replica merch back then. Didn’t change designs every season either...

They didn’t do replica kits when I was a kid. I was just getting into footie and was bought a generic blue football shirt. Someone told me it looked like Everton and they were a good team because they’d just won the league (69/70). Done.

Is this the same embargo from last night, rolling over 24hrs? Or a real one?

Hummel. The makers of the famous Alan Ball White Boots. They were so poor he used to wear other manufacturers’ and paint ’em white. Maybe we could do the same; buy Nike and stick a Hummel badge on. Sorted.