my wife works in a restaurant and this particular guy comes in everyday named Richard, his face is full of zits/pimples
when she comes home I ask her " did youse have spotted dick today"?
there's a woman...
Used to work with a young lady who's nickname was "Tradesmen's". Never understood why so asked a bloke on the shop floor and he said a few blokes had been out with her and she favoured the "back door" variety of sex hence the nickname 😆