Recent content by Newslang

No no no no no no no no. This CAN'T happen. It just can't :(

Not a chance mate. We're Evertonians remember?

Starting today for reserves. 8 goals in 9 appearances is impressive. 11 in total including first team. He can definitely find the net.

He's on my shirt too.. Billy on the other.. HMM. Who to pick for Wembley, decisions decisions ..

So chuffed Sunderland knocked Arsenal out. We just wouldn't have been able to beat them, guarantee it. Sunderland is completely doable. Just one win and we are at Wembley again. COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Anyone PM me a stream pretty please :)?

Not happening. Everyone on twitter is a nutter.

Mid-week Freezing ITS ON TV Bring the god damn prices down Depressing season There you go.

Straq looks like he's running underwater. But he has the heart, bless him.

I take it back. Fantastic choice Donovan! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus Donovan!! What happened to you. :(

Hahahaha it's like a microcosm of the way our season usually plays out. Happy optimism after a win only for it to be crushed the next week. Here we have great optimism in the morning only for it to be dashed in the afternoon! Oh Everton, I do love you and your infuriating ways.

Yes but the two out are awful - technically it can only get better. Oh I do love the optimism of some fans.

PAV! I WANT PAV!

8 million!?!?!?!?! BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.