Milk's latest activity

The Fairy Godmother says to Cinderella, "Make sure you're back here by midnight from that ball, or your fanny will turn into a pumpkin" Later at the ball as she's dancing with the handsome prince, she asks him, "What's your name?" He says...

Spanish Police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares into the stadium on 21st May for their match against Manchester UTD Because that's what they wore last time they were in a European Final

Found the fire starter at Starmer’s properties ……

Manushi Chhillar

Great news .. But only yesterday there was a press article about falling attendance at women’s games following the initial Lionesses bounce. Still, it might give our ladies a lift up the table playing at GP

So the time has finally arrived. Our last ever mens game at Goodison Park . And it's goin to be emotional. Southampton are the visitors. But that's not really important. This one is about saying goodbye. And it will not be easy. Everyone...

WTF ….

Oooh Just seen the score. Mildly moist

I went in superdrug earlier and asked if they got any lube. The lady said "no, but have you tried boots." I said "boots?? I want to slip in not f***** march in!"