Recent content by Mikowai

Since Martinez insists we are consistently phenomenal and everything is going to plan, I can only conclude that there must be other reasons for the season we've had. Perhaps I must shoulder part of the blame. So I was wondering what I might have done differently this season to cause us to...

Get Moyes back to coach and manage the entire team, with Martinez, a mascot outfit and a megaphone giving some positive, attacking comments. Just don't let him do anything else. We'd win the league.

It's quite cathartic.

I rant about Barry when I burn my toast. I rant about him when I miss the bus. I rant about him when the accounts department gets my pay wrong. And you know what? He deserves it.

Gibson's,Stones' and Jags' perfomances make Thursday more depressing; knowing that if the muppet hadn't played his inept favs we would still be in Europe.

Awful, but no surprise. Luck and Stones the only reason we got away with three points. Harsh on QPR. Gibson not too shabby, but watch Barry walk straight into the team. Hopefully that's us secure and I can pretend the season has finished. Now to wait for December when Bill is forced to grow...

The kopite comment is way out of order. Nobody deserves that.

Wouldn't take 30mil for him, not when the TV money makes that a drop in the ocean and plenty of clubs pay stupid money. Lukaku is ace for someone his age and just needs more support from players playing to his strength. Roberto isn't going anywhere, that's clear, so I'm resigning myself to the...

He'll leave. I'd put money on it. And I won't blame him.

Blanc? Someone's smoking something at Skybet.

Pretty sure this will be our formation next season if Bobby is still in charge: Howard (GK) Alcaraz (RB) Alcaraz (CB) Alcaraz (CB) Alcaraz (LB) Barry (DM) Barry (DM) Cleverley (DM) Cleverley (DM) Lukaku (assuming he's not bailed) (CF)

Pulis manages to organise a defense out of rubbish. Surely we can muster one which is at least half as decent? Right now it's not in the same league.

Why do you think he's going to, or even capable of, working on defence and set pieces when he hasn't bothered all season? Possibilities are: 1) He's really, really dumb and doesn't see the problem. Struggle to believe this one, since the staff and players could tell him that. 2) Sees it, but...

Did people really see some change against Newcastle? The positive was no Barry (not out of choice though) and two strikers, but one goal was jammy and the other the penalty. The third came when the game was over, playing against ten men who have shown zero effort when playing as eleven. Was...

Watch him start Alcaraz and Barry for the rest of the season. It seems the worse you are, the more game time you get. Shame I don't have the time to hang around Finch Farm and show him how cack I am. Reckon at 35 I'd get a 5 year contract from him.