Marcus Kendall's latest activity

My friend is lactose intolerant and in a wheelchair

Exactly. I guess with goalkeepers experience of non league and the grocks might be useful experience

Goalies rarely get good loan moves though. He'll probably be loaned out to the Dog and Duck pub team being as he's not the best keeper I've ever seen

Say if you're a teetotal asexual what do you suggest then? Asking for a friend...

Strange one as we've got Pickford and Doug coming through so not sure why Barnsley is being retained as he's not going to make it whilst Pickford and Doug seem to have some promise so they should be getting game time in the under 21s and not Barnsley

Great avatar you have may I say

Really? I think the physicality of the Premier League is exaggerated somewhat

Let's hope they act with more haste on that front than the transfer market!

Can he do it on a cold wet night in Stoke though?

Yes mate i have thought it through, i dont want us to win the cup to get us into Europe i want us to win for the pleasure and euphoria it gives by winning a trophy. Would i be jumping about about if we finished 6th or even 4th? NO absolutely not...

Joint ownership rules means we miss out not Roma

Rules like the foreign player limit were good rules which meant clubs couldn't just horde all the best players from the world and create worldwide dream teams. I think a rule where you can only have 5 foreign players in your starting 11 and out...

I don’t blame the players , I blame the game , the administrators past and present who have eroded its standards for the sake of their own personal greed and prestige . Who sold out to the television companies. Who lacked any moral stature to...

Couldn't of put it better myself, excellent summary of a sadly soulless game now