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Have you ever had a number two on your head?

You dirty dog!

When I was 8, I was in the bath and there was a tube of Immac on the side. 8 is an age of abundant curiosity for a boy so I rubbed some into my thighs. Nothing much happened, nothing in the way of hair there anyway. And it remained so until I was...

There's been Immac for ladies' bits for years and they can't come up with something for blokes faces? Pfft...

This constant criticism of Bonnie Blue is very distasteful. It's like people are queuing up to have a go at her.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not...

Went into a Geordie hairdressers and asked for a perm. She replied, ‘I wundered lernley as a clood’.

A Geordie lass in Walton baths was being very complimentary to me. I asked, “Are you flirtin’?” "Nah, pet – I'm on me tiptoes!”, she replied.

I was working in the bank yesterday when my old teacher who always said I'd never amount to anything came in asking for a loan. I couldn't resist smiling to myself as he suddenly recognised me. I didn't say anything though, I just rinsed my mop...

Got me all excited I thought it was horrible kopite rat Jimmy Starbucks 😃

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Not for me; I was only a kid when he was on TV (didn't know him from radio). I'd stay up late and watch stuff; I knew then this man was a prick. Good riddance.

Certainly had a belting voice.

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