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Seen this in a gangster film once, or may have been in the sopranos. Can’t remember exactly but that’s how they caught a rat.

Plot twist.Elton is the right winger we end up signing.

That Darren Farley is a weapon. Every impression or sketch he does is another version of the same unfunny punch line.

Getting Moyes back ensured that the Zaha thread wouldn’t be growing any further,at least in regards to signing him.

Tyrese Campbell? God that makes me feel old. I remember his Dad missing a game at Bradford over Christmas one year to because he was being born.

Sky saying nothing will happen until the end of the transfer window before.

No way. Segura on a match day would never be the same.

Didn’t he agree to join a lower league club and ghosted them the day he was due to sign, it was a match day and they’d sold loads of tickets on the strength of him being there I think.

But our recruitment team are like psycho Sid, “we are twice the club you are and we have half the brains you do”

the club not bothering to name the stands.

Do you mean you have to commentate on a Neville appearance or actually speak to him for 90 minutes? Don’t know which one I’d hate the most.

Was still going on.

Just browsed a Southampton forum to see if they had any views on Everton bidding for this lad. There wasn’t a mention of us , the last two pages of his thread had people arguing about if he was on the autism spectrum or not. I thought this place...

Or imagine getting to the front of that line up, one where she’s been through 100s of fellas, (and to say the least isn’t very picky) and she stops and says no thank you, not that one. Please don’t be looking for any transfer analogy with this...

Taxi drivers were always good, “the lad on our rank picked Jeffers bird up and they’ve already bought a house in Leeds”. Or “I had ince’s agent in here the other week dropped him off at Goodison” were two of my favourites over the years. Aswell...