When I was 8, I was in the bath and there was a tube of Immac on the side. 8 is an age of abundant curiosity for a boy so I rubbed some into my thighs. Nothing much happened, nothing in the way of hair there anyway. And it remained so until I was...
Whoever does my bins puts them across the driveway every single time. Not randomly... Smack bang in the effing middle. I have to park on the road to move it when getting in from work.
Hope he falls into the back of the bin lorry and gets...