Don't bother with women - they either break your heart or take half you've earned for no reason, bringing very little to the table for the faff.
Give up following football- it all becomes about money once Sky tv is involved and you'll have...
Remember one night me and my mate were in a club out of town till late and he's having some luck with this good looking blonde, says to me her mates dead keen on me, well poor me she was a munter but you know I'll have a few more drinks so I'm...
I was sewing my seed when I was sixteen with a twenty-five year old who was engaged; she was decent looking - a solid 6/10.*
Great tits, decent face but a bit plump, or so I thought at the time. Anyway, I’d give up seeing her most night to chase...