I had a genital wart when I was much younger.
The doctor gave me some cream to remove the lumpy offender, which I was told to only leave on for a short period.
To cut a long story short, I fell asleep with it on overnight and my badly damaged...
That's a fair point.
I mean, companies chauffeur around common-or-garden execs and they are hardly as valuable as a player like this poor lad.
Speeding, it seems.
One thing I will give credit to the Spanish authorities for is they do not shy...
And there was deaf Richard…. RIP, sadly passed away now. True story, he was caught stealing breeze blocks from a site when they were building new houses down the road….. he’s would go in the middle of the night with his wheelbarrow and fill it...
Used to work with a young lady who's nickname was "Tradesmen's". Never understood why so asked a bloke on the shop floor and he said a few blokes had been out with her and she favoured the "back door" variety of sex hence the nickname 😆