Wouldn’t it be great if you could do your weekly shopping on a Time Machine——I’d let the missus use it of course while I’d have a nice cup of tea ready for her when she came back!
I use to work with a woman who's desk was just full of paper giving the impression that she was a very busy woman , when she was off one day I dumped half of this paperwork in the bin when she came back she never even noticed it was gone.
My first old jalopy, around mid 70’s. A standard 10 like this one only in very poor condition, also came with an emergency cranking handle. I only paid £30 but sadly the big ends went on it after a few months.