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My ignorant American guess: Begovic Coleman Godfrey Holgate Nkounkou Delph JPG Townsend Gordon Kean (No freaking clue)

Ignorant American comment incoming: Leeds suffers from 2nd season syndrome this year . They aren’t immune to it just because they have that fat [Poor language removed] sitting on a weeble wobble all game. We stay organized and nick 2 from them. Everton 2 0 Leeds. UTFT Having people over to watch the game for...

I’m with you on everything except 4. You don’t rate Godfrey? I get Doucoure, he’s average at best, but I think Godfrey is future captain material and will be great. What am I missing?

To their burner accounts to sing his praises and talk about their loyalty throughout the process

Ignorant American comment incoming: He left because our club is about as attractive as my overweight uncle at a drag show and Real came by looking like prime Kate Upton in comparison. From my view, we won’t be attractive to anyone (managers or potential transfers) until we establish some sort...

God I hope he either scores or assists on Saturday. I’m betting we get someone in before the window closes (even if it’s only that guy Celtic is after) and having only been an Everton fan since last season, I just want to hear 60 grand come through on my TV from a packed Goodison just once.

Vestergaard appears off to Leicester. Obviously, they’ll reinvest the money in the squad, but at the moment I’d predict they go down. Especially with Ward-Prowse hurt. Have to win this. Dropped way too many home points to relegation scrap teams

Agreed. Have to save the man from himself.

Ignorant American comment incoming: I’m excited for this season. Yeah we have Rafael and have done practically nothing in the transfer market, but Everton is back! This team literally pulled me through multiple lockdowns. Just excited to have something to look forward to tbh. Southampton is trash...

MOM for me today. Just had control of his side of the pitch. Phenomenal pace as others have pointed out. I might have a 22 shirt coming my way soon...

He’s always yelling like the too drunk guy at the bar. Face red, spittle flying everywhere. Not a calming presence at all

Not terrible today in defense, but robbed DCL of a goal!! You could tell he felt bad bout it

We all keep saying that we need to line up Coleman’s replacement, but I think we’ve already found it. Mason is the RB of the future with a central pairing of Keane and Godfrey.

I’ll preface this like I do all of my comments: I’m new here and new to the game. However, Pickford inspires zero confidence with how he plays and controls the ball. Looks frantic at times. Clearly he couldn’t do anything about the second goal, but I think he just contributes to the overall...

Gonna be honest, he is boss after one year of training in FIFA, so here’s hoping he’s health and video games mirror real life