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Having a laugh, not piss talking, always helped,when I worked. When buying newspapers was a thing, doing the crosswords always killed time,but the advent of Google on phones killed that. It's probably more difficult to have a laugh because most...

Before I retired/gave up the ghost with teaching..... Coffee ... lots ... then a bit more. Avoid adults as long as possible into the day Avoid kids as long as possible Do some planning, check equipment for the day, Teach ... remember that I...

Love my job. Work for good people and enjoy what I do. Had jobs which paid a lot more but I hated working there so binned it off as, to me, being happy in my everyday life is far more important than being wealthy.

I have 15 jobs and the longest is 2 hours. most of my clients are older than me and rely on me to look after them so it keeps me happy if I have left them with a smile on their face. The worst part of the job is the physical aspect as my knees...

Only try the sawdust once the vigorous bumming option has failed.

I'm currently finishing my master's and working as a sysadmin at a high performance computing infrastructure. All my colleagues except for the boss are my age and our boss is really not a micro manager. So we just chat all day, somehow still get...

Start my day by turning on my computer and saying hello in the group teams chat. Usually make a little quip and get some laughing reactions. Then I check in on GOT and try to make some funny posts in order to boost my reaction score, usually...

This is all very true and even though I'm now retired I longed for the days before 'woke' raised its head and people could banter without fear of offending someone. Bullying was a definite no-no and would be cut off at the knees but as long as...

Don't you just know it - it's written in the stars

Guaranteed to score against us if Leeds sign him 😆

Never 'hated' the lad. He played his heart out for us but the pressure undoubtedly got to him and wasn't helped by the laissez fire attitude of some of our recent managers who stuck him up front by himself without adequate support. He ran the...

Mad the hate he gets. Lead the line when he could and gave his all. Not his fault he get injured and never really got over it. Scored some vital goals for us and was our striker when we couldn’t go out and get a better one. We will hopefully go...

Agreed, mate. We have the best fans. Stuck through so many down years, poor looking players, PSR, mismanagement, relegation battles. It’s frustrating and disappointing for sure. But we’re still here. One bad season for Citeh and the fair weather...

Reality TV shows….any of them, they are all rubbish

Quiz shows that are designed to stroke celebrities' egos. Would I Lie to You, League of Their Own, 8 out of 10 cats (although their send up of countdown was actually pretty good, particularly when Sean Lock was on it) ...