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He got in and the taxi missed its destination !!

Rumour has it he was due to have a 1 on 1 with Moyes, but he missed it.... Yano, because he misses 1 on 1 chances so often. Ahh forget it!

Taxi!

It's obscene how Chelsea operate tying players into elongated contracts to swerve PSL guidelines. But as you say, he's only one cruciate away from being sidelined for months but he will still pick up his wages irrespective. Oh, to be a...

£200.000 a week and 7year contract, he could get a crippling ingery in the first year.And still be getting paid all his contract what's not to like about Chelsea.

If you are English/British and are even just a half decent player then PL clubs will go all out to buy you at over inflated prices. Delap may prove us all wrong and become the next Alan Shearer/Harry Kane but unless he becomes a 'worldy'...

Can see why he would choose Chelsea from the teams reported to be interested, but it’s a big gamble for him in terms of playing time and development. Not overly bothered we missed out personally. Will be plenty of other good options now we...

You'd have to think it's very low odds of working out for him at Chelsea. They need to challenge next season from the off, he won't get much time to find his feet and risks becoming the latest young english player on the scrapheap at a Sky club...

Cruel

Matty, don’t worry, lad. Fairly sure the list of people who were convinced of your ITK status was probably fairly modest.

Need to change my contact lenses - initially read this as 'A good shop steward' 🫣

Signing for Chelsea says a lot about him. Not one to be sad about missing out on.

A couple of years ago I had the usual old 'finger up the hoop' test (my father had an enlarged though benign prostate, so I had regular tests). It all seemed fine, but having read about PSA testing I specifically asked if I could get one to be...

Every bloke over 50 should be screened, us Ladies get our boobs and cervix checked so only fair you lads get screened too.

I had my psa test recently. The results are very good and im sticking around. Mainly because my GP decided it was a good idea to give me a blood test. A simple blood test. Yes, more intrusive and uncomfortable tests will be done if the blood...