Recent content by Jimmy Grimble

chill yo beans. Uncle Gareth will have a word

Magnum were better than all of those

Split ends?

We are very lucky that this guy appears to be content with us and hasn't apparently agitated for a move. Most players of his quality would want CL and big wages. He has been immense for us in very difficult times.

Needs to be stripped and sprayed head to foot with dettol before setting foot in our beautiful new stadium. Then needs to be isolated and indoctrinated in a reeducation programme to de-shiteify him before he is allowed to be introduced into normal society.

Gone-imic Calvert Lewin

I watched him some time ago- (surprised he's still doing the rounds)- in the Ben Dover series He's a spunky player as I recall

Dom, but not forgotten

Hips don't lie.

That's what we said about Holgate

I really think we need a recallibration of standards around here. James Rodrigues- he caused some uncomfortable moments for defenders. Kanchelskis scared the crap out of defences when he ran at them. Alcaraz may prove to be a decent player, but right now PL defenders don't wake up at 2AM having...

Hopefully most of these talks are short snd sweet- thanks, goodbye and good luck

Short arms, deep pockets if he's taking longer than a Scotsman to get them in

We ain't paying that, just like West Brom ain't paying most of Holgate's wages

Jack out, Jack in...Welcome to paradise Jack Grealish. Traitor to Ireland, but not a bad baller