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I don't have enough fear of them and if I see littering I have to call it out, I doubt they will even dispose of me in a biodegradable manner

Mouthing off to north facers for littering or such is absolutely how I'm going to meet my end

Was in the front row in Bullens, the ball went out for a throw to us, it came to me and I handed it to Osman to throw it in, and we scored from the resulting play, since then I've claimed an assist.

They would be correct

'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car...

It is being reported in a number of places this morning that Textor has sold his Palace shares to Woody Johnson, former US Ambassador to the UK, owner of the New York Jets and heir to the Johnson & Johnson Pharmaceutical firm. So, if confirmed...

Ive only read the first page and the last page and feel like I haven’t missed anything in this thread.

I think you peaked with the Vietnam joke mate.

@john jako got jailed for shagging a tub of lurpac in his local Morrisons if anyone might be wondering where he is

He became a dad I think. Might have become a grown up

Mine was, too :D

More of a pun on his name being Merlin.

Wand of a left foot

Right, let's see what you've got Bazza.

Tell them to log onto here after the first 5 games he starts.