They might well win it but let's not pretend they're adding to what was already a brilliant team. The Liverpool team of last season would have been 3rd/4th most season and they only won the league because they kept their one superstar on the...
Whoevers idea it was to go on a high profile US tour with this gang of shabite wants burying under a slab on Everton way. Done zilch for our club profile over there probably done more damage than good. We should of stuck with Moyes classic PNE...
Yet there are people who will still have you believe it's all about minutes in the tank and we'll automatically hit the ground running come Leeds away.
So far, we've actually gone backwards from the worst squad in our history.
I love being an Evertonian, it's like sitting at home with the flu while everyone else is on the beach with a beer in their hand.
It's ok mate, at least our reputation and commercial opportunities in the US and A will have gone through the roof due to our extracurricular activities over there, namely handing Dan Meis a £10 'Best American Toffee' on a boat cruise of Lake...