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Oh this is the most likely scenario. 25 appearances would be a struggle, never mind 25 goals.

No doubt he'll score his first goal of the season against us, get injured and miss the rest of the season.

Good point. You never know what to expect with this crazy gang. Close of play today could see us 90-0 or 67-4

I don't trust our batters to be able to show resilience if India get a foot hold, hence why I think a decent run rate is needed now. Tomorrow morning is going to be huge!

"Miners strike-a front line story", the media portrayal of striking miners, the police brutality, Thatcher and the Tories, Orgreave, the start of the true decline of this country, I'd rather be the enemy within than a scab

There are 2 full days to go. Irrelevant as the match will be decided tomorrow. Or maybe, effectively, tonight.

The fatties and munters are not to be ignored

A woman from Sheffield will befriend you on MSN chatrooms in a few years, her picture is not a true representation of what she actually looks like and she will greet you at the train station with 3 pikey kids in tow, dont get on the train.

Don’t chase the young skirt who play hard to get; just go after the mature, loose fanny and get it wet to your heart’s content.

Don't worry so much. You're going to grow into a fine man, handsome, debonnaire with the body of an olympian, rippled and slender. Your smile will have ladies flocking and your sparkling personality and dazzling repartee will see you comfortable...

When you get into your 30s and 40s you realise all the money you spent on clothes, shoes and cars to try and keep up appearances in your youth is an absolute waste of cash.

Fanny is trouble. Play carefully.

And his hair is better. Still hasn't produced a cult classic electropop single, however.

I would just like to say he plays or moves nothing like Waddle.

Its been 24hours Tim.