To be fair to him, he's earned enough points on the pitch to stay up. It's hard to fault him for the eight-point albatross around his neck.
A touch over a point a game still isn't acceptable, but it's an improvement. I don't know whether...
Exactly this, just because your bird has started getting saggy front and rear, you can stop caring. You have to turn up with some tickets to a show, a booking at a nice restaurant, and mr Bumble standing to attention to let her see that you still...