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A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and arrives in heaven, where God is there to receive him.“Welcome,” God said. “You are allowed to ask me one question, and I will answer honestly.”Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, “Who really shot...

During a nervous bloke’s first prostate exam… Doctor: There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s perfectly natural to get an erection during a prostate exam. Patient: I don’t have an erection. Doctor: I do.

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a...

After years of complaining from my wife, I finally found the G-spot. Turns out her sister had it all along.

Went to my mates funeral yesterday, he had an ice cream van all his life. Loads of people there, and I thought he only had a few friends, turns out he had hundreds and thousands

Did he top himself?

A couple get married and decide to take a road-trip in the U.S for their honeymoon. Driving along the highway they spot a sign saying, "Indian with the best memory in the world next left". So they decide to go in and test him. Being a football...

The Fairy Godmother says to Cinderella, "Make sure you're back here by midnight from that ball, or your fanny will turn into a pumpkin" Later at the ball as she's dancing with the handsome prince, she asks him, "What's your name?" He says...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Teacher: "OK class, what was Robin Hoods girlfriends name?" Jimmy: "It was Trudy Glen, miss" Teacher: "No, Jimmy, it was Maid Marion" Jimmy: " But miss, what about the song, Robin Hood Robin Hood riding Trudy Glen"

A truck driver is starving and stops at a biker bar. He orders a beer and some food. Right after he’s served, a biker gang enters the bar, eager for a fight. One walks up to the trucker, and slaps his hat off. The trucker takes a sip of beer...