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Yeah I just can’t bring myself to be stressed by this situation after the stress of the last few years. A few years ago we spent 1.7m in an entire window. We spent more than double that on our reserve goalie this window. Last summer we were...

Since a year ago, we are utterly and miraculously transformed. The club still exists. Bramley Moore, one of the best stadiums in the World, is actually built. Our debt is sorted. We finished midtable. Moyes is the manager. American...

Injured with concussion, so not going to be thinking straight. Therefore we might have a chance..

He can, actually

The very first mention of any interest at all was 7 days ago and there's people crying that it took too long to get it completed. There's having valid concerns and then there's just been a massive cryarse.

Strong rumours we are signing Young from Ipswich mate. Scandalous if true. Imagine him with Harrison on the right again.

This argument worked out really well last time I seem to recall.

Mate it’s a friendly. Everton friendly results aren’t making the back pages of any paper during a transfer window. What you mean is that you want Everton to get busy because you’ve got a cob on, and you’ll be even more insufferable if we lose...

Plenty of shirts just need decent players to wear them now ....

This is the new 3rd shirt by Castore different from the concept designs that were leaked in December time - it’s due to be released next Friday - reminds me of keeper top Pickford wore a few years back.

No ITK. Just a little cyber stalking. I just kept trolling Instagram and decided Gianni Balzarini, who covers Juventus, was a good source. I got into the habit of tracking players' follows and new followers, and that ended up going nowhere...

Most have watched more football over the years than they have had hot dinners, a wealth of experience.

I think about half of the forum members can spot a good player even without watching him. Many of them are also much better at making football transfers than so called professionals. We are a community of profoundly gifted and talented individuals.

Wouldn't make me more assured if a few self taught scouts from GOT had followed his career, to be fair.

can imagine Dyche printing that out and taking it to bed to knock one out