Recent content by HeltSkelt

Might as well get Sigurdsson back in a shirt and playing if that's the game we're playing. No.

that was basically the Bielsa offer wasn’t it. Get in a temp boss to see out the season. accept relegation and a clean slate. let him work with the kids until the end of the season turning them into world beaters who will take the championship by storm. like he did with his Rosario u21s at...

Burnley bought plenty of players in the £10m+ bracket https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/fc-burnley/transferrekorde/verein/1132

Two it seems (improbably...) one fully professional https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar_Football_League_(2019-present) and the semi-pro https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar_Intermediate_League Well it beats talking about non-existent transfers....

If we are in for former Swansea strikers, I wonder what Lee Trundle is doing these days?

I hope we can pay him the same sort of brilliant tribute as Swansea were able to

We'll end up with Ibrahim Ayew, the even shitter brother currently playing for Bruno's Magpies FC in the Gibraltar leagues.

It's alright for some. We don't need your pity. Painkillers and limitless alcohol would be nice.

Is Ayew really only 33? Looks positively grizzled. The Luis Ortiz of professional football, clearly.

Al Sadd were (apparently) paying him £45k a week. Wonder what we'll pony up.

Ayew highlights from the Middle East. Don't think you see defences like that in the Premier League. Other than maybe at Leeds. The shot of him 30s in suggests he might need to work on his fitness. Looks like an OAP.

Some years ago. Been a bit of a precipitous decline since. He looked decent enough in the Championship for Swansea a few years back. Perhaps that is part of the plan. Though thinking ahead isn't a talent normally associated with the board.

Ayew played 10 games in six months for Al Sadd this season before being released. Released by a club playing in the Qatari league lol. And now coming to us. At least his wages will be cheap enough not to make a difference.

Who can forget the brilliant, absolutely genius deadline day signing of Andy van der Meyde lol

If we'd been on the case with our manager appointment could probably have hijacked the Chris Wood loan to Forest, given the Dyche link. Would have been useful to have another striker on the books. As it stands, the board have done everything wrong.