Recent content by GwladysNearlyOver

Expected Goals: 1.2 v 1.16 Possession: 47% to 53% (in Wolves' favour) Chances Created: 8 v 8 Where is this battering? Everton had more corners at least...

He's not going to sell Everton at its lowest possible value. He'll never turn a profit but he'll make sure he cuts his losses and that means only selling when Everton are safe in the Premier League.

Read up on a fellow called Jack Rodwell. £70k a week in League 1

Newcastle Starting XI: £220 million Everton Starting XI: £216 million 34 points difference 😒

Lampard still has £7.5 million left on his contract. Sacking him may not even be feasible

Joelinton and Almiron couldn't play football 12 months ago either. Coaching can change a lot

Bottom 3 after 18 games: 21/22: Norwich (R), Newcastle, Burnley (R) 20/21: Sheffield United (R), West Brom (R), Fulham (R) 19/20: Norwich (R), Watford (R), Aston Villa 18/19: Fulham (R), Huddersfield (R), Burnley 17/18: Swansea (R), West Brom (R), Newcastle Over the last 5 seasons, 11 of the...

James and Alonso completely nullified. They keep getting the ball out wide only for there to be no space to cross and no target to aim for

Don't think Chelsea have won at Goodison since the days of Conte when Pedro scored from about 35 yards

Got a tenna on Mina to rupture his ACL in the warm up, Lukaku to score the winner and Michael Keane to come off the bench and literally sh!t himself. Gonna win 50p if it comes in

Keane only excels when sitting deep; if Holgate is starting does that mean they're going for a high line? Tottenham 2.0 incoming

Gray and Richarlison up against Rudiger, Thiago Silva and Azpilicueta; they may as well get the deck chairs out now

Watford have picked up 3 points from their last 12 home games Everton have picked up 1 point from their last 12 away games The stoppable force V The movable object

People don't realise that 2 games in hand means a much more congested fixture list. Starting next weekend, we have 5 games in 14 days; that Palace game becomes a lot less winnable when you realise that it will be the 4th game in 11 days. Richarlison, Gordon, Doucouré and Coleman will be on life...

Overwhelming fan pressure, I'd imagine